December 2008
Smooth
Clerk: Hi, how are you today?
Man: Not as good as you look!
I Feel Awful.
Me: Aw, you look like you're limping. Did you hurt your leg?
Guy: No, one of my legs is shorter than the other and it just always looks that way.
Me: ...
Ice Storm
…and I wish I was outside taking pictures instead of working
Knit 2, Purl 2
It’s all I want to do.
All I know is I never want to end up like Audrina.
Still Hungry!
Since around 7:10 this morning, I have consumed: 1 large bowl of cereal, 3 slices of cinammon raisin toast with butter, and 1 cup of orange blossom yerba maté.
A Flapper's Dictionary (1922) →
Personal favorites:
tomato: good-looking girl with no brains
cake basket: limousine
barney-muggin: love-making
handcuff: engagement ring
10 Things Science Says will Make You Happy.
lovepuppy:
robot-heart:
markbean:
“10 Things Science Says will Make You Happy.” The list, paraphrased, is:
Stop and enjoy the present.
Don’t compare yourself to the Joneses.
Don’t obsess over money.
Aspire to leave an imprint.
Be intrinsically motivated on the job.
Build a supportive network of family and friends.
Act optimistic even if you have to fake it.
Gratitude, baby,...
Ratatat - Brulée
I really like this band.
This sums up most of our conversations
A: thunderbird is driving me nuts, my smtp all of a sudden stopped working
Me: why are you not using IMAP?
A: is imap a mail client?
Me: omg how are we still friends
A: I'm perdy
P.S. That's not why.
Silly Dream
Last night, I had a dream that my friend came over to pick up my sofa. I didn’t even notice, but when I looked out the window, there it was on a huge trailer in front of my house. I saw that he didn’t take the chair and ottoman, which he had wanted, so I looked out again for some reason, and this time, the back of a huge green truck was on my front porch! I’m sure it was one of...
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Said: Has everyone here played Apples to Apples?
Matt: I've played kumquat to kumquat!
Leverage
Just watched episode 2. Still good.